In today’s installment, you get tons of monsters and tons of heartbreak, the twin pillars of SCREAMLAND. But not just any old monsters. We have some stars in attendance. Carl the Wolfman, having just solved the murder of the Invisible Man in SCREAMLAND: DEATH OF THE PARTY, is here, as is Frank’s ex-wife, Sylvia Dinunzio. Even Dracula shows up. And maybe that sleazy director looks a little familiar, even without his angora sweater?
We are at peak monster and peak sadness right now. Surely things are gonna get upbeat and peppy now that Dracula’s here, right? Right?? Oh god.