Christopher Sebela

writer, wronger, rearranger

Jonathan Mardukas:Did she hurt you, Jack?
Jack Walsh:Yeah, she did.
Jonathan Mardukas:I'm sorry.
Jack Walsh:What're you sorry about?
Jonathan Mardukas:I'm sorry you're hurt.
Jack Walsh:I'm not hurt.
Jonathan Mardukas:You just said you were hurt.
Jack Walsh:I'm not hurt.
Jonathan Mardukas:I just asked you if you were hurt and you said "Yeah, I'm hurt."
Jack Walsh:That's because you made me say that.
Jonathan Mardukas:Jack, you're a grown man. You're in control of your own words.
Jack Walsh:You're goddamn right I am. Now here come two words for you: Shut the fuck up.

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