Christopher Sebela

writer, wronger, rearranger

me:tell him it's the car's fault
s:i tried!
s:he insists that the car was an innocent bystander.
me:maybe tell him your car came to life and chased you down the street
me:it's a post-Bin Laden world, we need new enemies
me:why not sentient cars
s:hahah
s:Mr. Obama,
s:tear down these cars!
me:they hate our freedom to use stairs!
s:like the Daleks!
me:or just tell him to man up
me:he's a guy, he should take pride in having hit a car, it's sort of in our DNA
s:hahah
s:aw.
me:he totally alpha-ed the shit out of your car
s:see
s:you're so good at parent advice
s:and so bad at this other advice...

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