Christopher Sebela

writer, wronger, rearranger

me:you'll appreciate this, the guy who's coming to look at my car, the russian mobster, when i talked to him yesterday, i could clearly hear Ke$ha playing in the background
Shena:everyone loves Ke$ha!
me:i'm sure as soon as he hung up with me, he went back to dismembering a body with a power saw and singing along
Shena:"I do feel like PDiddy when I wake up in the morning!' she KNOWS me!"
me:stab stab

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