TEXTING ACRONYMS: THE SECRET LIFE OF TEENS.
1174 The Meeting Place for a Party
SOBT Stressed Out Big Time
RMCRS Reading Michael Crichton’s Rising Sun
BYAM Between You and Me
DISF Dad is Sentient Fungus
#-) Exhausted, Partied All Night
M=: Saw Sweat Forming on the Brow of a Department Store Mannequin
*lL* Kissing a One-Toothed Dracula
JJDVR A New Episode of Judge Judy is on the DVR
WTPA Where’s the Party At?
WPTAA Where’s Paul Thomas Anderson At?
%\ Hangover
OOo Laserdisc Laserdisc CD
2s True Wife of Sonic
PWHC Pregnant with Hermit Crabs
DOC Drug of Choice
TWPV Texting while Performing Vaudeville
4YEO For Your Eyes Only
4YELTTCEIAOPLIAEOSDO For Your Eyes Looking Through the Cutout Eyes in an Old Painting Like in an Episode of Scooby Doo Only
WOC What’s on C-SPAN
INB I’m Nanobots Bro