Christopher Sebela

writer, wronger, rearranger

TEXTING ACRONYMS: THE SECRET LIFE OF TEENS.

petetoms:

1174 The Meeting Place for a Party

SOBT Stressed Out Big Time

RMCRS Reading Michael Crichton’s Rising Sun

BYAM Between You and Me

DISF Dad is Sentient Fungus

#-) Exhausted, Partied All Night

M=: Saw Sweat Forming on the Brow of a Department Store Mannequin

*lL* Kissing a One-Toothed Dracula

JJDVR A New Episode of Judge Judy is on the DVR

WTPA Where’s the Party At?

WPTAA Where’s Paul Thomas Anderson At?

%\ Hangover

OOo Laserdisc Laserdisc CD

2s True Wife of Sonic

PWHC Pregnant with Hermit Crabs

DOC Drug of Choice

TWPV Texting while Performing Vaudeville

4YEO For Your Eyes Only

4YELTTCEIAOPLIAEOSDO For Your Eyes Looking Through the Cutout Eyes in an Old Painting Like in an Episode of Scooby Doo Only

WOC What’s on C-SPAN

INB I’m Nanobots Bro

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